Christmas is a snow joke, and what better way to celebrate the “season to be merry” than to show your allegiance to St. Nicholas loud and clear when you’re on your bike.
Lucky for you, we’ve scoured the internet for the best Christmas-themed cycling jerseys to make you the envy of your friends and family, and have you hanging out on every Christmas ride.
Festive outfits will no longer be limited to woolen sweaters – ignore enemies, believe in your elf and be a rebel without Christmas. Yule be sorry if you miss all the fun.
If you’re looking for something a little more subtle, check out our list of the best cycling jerseys.
Aero Tech Peloton Snow Christmas Tree Long Sleeve Jersey
Available in sizes XS to 5XL, everyone can have fun with this beautiful Christmas tree jersey. Created in its “Top Secret Holiday Laboratory,” in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Aero Tech Designs says it’s stitched by “Christmas tree light as Alvin and the Chipmunks and Nat King Cole echo through the walls soundproof”.
If that’s not enough to convince you to buy this jersey, its specs surely will. It is made from a MicroFleece material, has a full length invisible front zipper, three back pockets, a reflective tab on the back for better visibility and snowmen on the arms.
Holly Santa Green Christmas Mens Cycling Jersey
With its tighter fit and longer sleeves, this might be the perfect jersey for a racer to surprise his chain gang with.
Imagine the scene: you all get ready for the run to the town sign at the end of the ride, you carefully remove your jacket and stow it in one of the three jersey pockets to reveal this wonderful piece of kit and then smoke everyone in the sprint. The whole group is filled with joy and it’s an instant story for the ages.
It could be you (if you have the legs to pull it off).
Hackney GT Trackster Men’s Windtex Winter Jacket – Green
If you’re too cool for school and can’t stand the thought of wearing anything more daring, then Hackney GT has the solution to that ‘Christmas ride with a party dress stipulation’. with this tastefully designed jersey.
Made in England from a fleece-lined thermal fabric, which Hackney GT claim is wind and rain resistant, the Trackster Jacket has a tailored aero fit and a high profiled collar for wind protection , as well as a hidden phone pocket.
Hill Killer “Not So Ugly” Christmas Sweater
As the name suggests, this is indeed a very nice Christmas jersey. White might not be the best color for winter if you don’t use mud flaps, but for everyone it will be ideal.
According to Hill Killer, the fit is semi-relaxed and the fabric is optimized to wick moisture away from your skin and let it evaporate, keeping you dry and comfortable as you tackle the climbs.
Primal Santa Costume
If you’re going to be delivering gifts by bike this Christmas, it’s important that you look good. Fortunately, Primal has you covered.
His Santa Suit has a relaxed fit, leaving plenty of room for all those extra chopped pies you’ll be eating this Christmas, and it has “reflective accents” to ensure you stay visible if your delivery runs continue into the night.
Redbear Mens Christmas Cycle Shirt Short Sleeve
Christmas can be in the colder months if you live in the northern hemisphere, but Down Under it’s usually very hot at this time. That doesn’t mean you should miss out on the winter-themed fun though – Redbear have kindly provided a stylish festive jersey design in a summer format.
Made from a “lightweight performance 140gsm polyester”, it is designed to “wick moisture away from the body” to keep you dry and comfortable while riding.
The Grinch Dr Seuss Mens Cycling Jersey Orange
If you’ve reached this point in the article and are thinking something along the lines of “this is terrible and over the top”, then this last option is probably the one for you.
Besides its great color palette and design, it’s made from 100% polyester, with a full-length concealed zipper, three back pockets and a silicone gripper at the waist, which Freestyle Cycling says helps to hold the jersey in place.
Buy The Grinch Dr Seuss Orange Men’s Cycling Jersey at Freestyle Cycling
