Seattleites ruthlessly defend the climate of the Pacific Northwest against foreign opponents – we As rain and constant darkness, thank you very much (at least when someone from California is listening).
Likewise, any complaints we might have about the team with the longest active drought in the playoffs stay between us, and belie our true feelings about the Ms. They’re ours, and we don’t have not afraid to show it.
$28
Express your undying optimism (or your love of irony) – Viaduct is a Seattle company, so they have every right to scoff.
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$32
The only thing better than going back? A return to pastels.
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$38
When a team isn’t so hot late in the game, fans and players can call on the baseball gods for mercy by turning their caps inside out. This homage to the rally cap, complete with upside-down lettering, may come in handy this season.
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$375
How much are you willing to spend to become the hottest hatchback fan? Yeti’s high-quality, durable products will keep you and your drinks of choice cool for years.
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$28
Former Mariners President and CEO Kevin Mathers’ famous Rotary Club speech, in which he criticized the players’ English, called longtime third baseman Kyle Seager “overpaid” and pitcher Marco Gonzalez from “very boring”, lives in infamy and on this tongue-in-cheek tee. Yeah, that’s inside baseball, but that’s the point.
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$40
“In my day, the Mariners played much cooler colors.” Debatable, Grandpa, but we’re all for passing the tradition on to the littlest baseball fans.
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$35
Okay, so that doesn’t meet T. Mobile Park’s exceptionally strict bag size standards. But you could wear it to several away games (other cities are cool like that).
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$595
The holy grail of Mariners fan merch: This satiny beauty from local sports reproduction company Ebbets Field Flannels, quilted for warmth and authenticity, is an exact replica of the one worn by players like the Hall of Fame pitcher. renamed Gaylord Perry in 1982.
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$80
Ichiro forever. Need we say more?
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$28
With a unique take on the logo and a garment wash that gives it a forever worn look, it’s the hat we wear to ask the franchise to bring back royal blue and gold full time.
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$90
The official 2000s PNW Little League Coaches Uniform – you know what I’m talking about – still holds up thanks to detailed patches, warm, windproof material and pure retro style.
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$23 for twenty
Hop on board: this nostalgic train serves ice cream in tiny helmets. Perfect for a birthday party. Or to curl up on the couch with a sundae and an away game.
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$38
For anyone more into magic than mojo, there’s is fly baseball.
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